Sunday, February 20, 2011

Week One

Apocalypse NOW... GOD, are you listening? We're Asking for an Apocalypse NOW!

Bettye inagurated the first serious dicussion for the newly formed board by offering her valuable contribution to the mass of analysis of the events in the middle east and the Arab-Israelis conflict, asking the question that has excited many whacko Christians through the ages: "Are we about to enter the Trib?". To which Daniel replied in part:

"I know that when Yah releases His hand, the war will break, but not a moment before.
We can use this "extra" time we have to continue to save lost souls of the fire and teach our friends/family Torah while there is still a chance to be saved . . . "
The New Year as determined by the aviv barley harvest forecast of Michael Rood was then brought into the equation by Bettye:

"well, after March 12th Daniel when
the United States joined the United
Nations against ISRAEL I just believe
anyday.......w...a...r.

For we began a New Year that month
too.... "

Compone responded, feeling that tinge of excitement and anticipation that comes when one knows that pretty soon he could particpate in his longtime wet-dream of wiping the heathens from the face of the Earth:

"Either we are in it, or one step away. Sure glad we have hope in Messiah Yeshua. "

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Ladies and Gentlemen: As we look at dread as the events in the middle east escalate and the twin a-holes that officially lead the Palestinian people and the Israeli people (Arafat and Sharon), and as we take a look at the various leaders who have the power of the button, consider this maxim (1):

Only by accident will our world leaders fail to blow up the Earth.

The flipside and positive outlook about that being that our world leaders tend to do everything by accident.

But, in the interest of preparing for the oncoming of the New World Order theocracy in which Daniel and company can't wait for, it is time to put in the REM album "Document" into your cd player, set it up to repeat track 6 over and over again and sing along. Come on-- you know the lyrics!:

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and
snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world

(and you know the rest)

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